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Irish. Going to law school. Aspiring fitness model. Eventually I plan to be the fittest, toughest judge that ever was.

I get really irritated when my contacts won't stay in on my first attempt. I hate that liquidy bullshit the ketchup bottle insists on giving you before the real stuff finally comes out. I freak out if someone puts a hat on a bed. I don't like mayo at all, but I can't make a sandwich without it. I love watching people try to parallel park. I think spiders have too many eyes and legs, and that creeps me out. Black olives taste like tomato soup to me and I have no explanation for why. Elevators give me an instant headache. My whole life I thought I had blue eyes until someone recently pointed out to me that they are actually green. The Nextel commercial with the guys dancing to 'Push It' in the break room cracks me up every single time I see it. I hate when you're talking to someone on the phone but they're talking to someone else who's not on the phone. I think big guys with little dogs are retarded.

"All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."- Oscar Wilde

“The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.” – Dale Carnegie

"It is religion and morality alone which can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand. The only foundation of a free constitution is pure virtue." - John Adams

"The care of human life and happiness and not their destruction is the first and only legitimate object of good government." - Thomas Jefferson

“Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable.” - G. K. Chesterton

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